February 2012
I need someone to read my short story for creative...
Anyone?
So, a C an Eb and a G walk into a bar, but the...
theabominationisinsane:
blainespenis:
i don’t know if i wanna cuddle darren up and protect him from all harm or fuck him senseless
mothafickle:
Interviewer: Would you ever consider a cameo on the show (Glee)?
Dan: That would be like, one too many connections between me and Darren Criss. There's a lot of links between us already, so I think it'd be weird if I start appearing in his show.
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Glee.
The Starkids: That's awesome, man! We're happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna be on Broadway.
The Starkids: Wow, dude, are you serious? That's great! We're very happy for you!
Darren: Guys, I'm gonna sing with Kermit the Frog.
The Starkids: WHAT?!??!? WHY?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU GET SO LUCKY??? FOR MY LIFE, DARREN! YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD, WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST... JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!
sirsweetporcelain:
excuse you
reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
crisscakes:
xoxo-gossip-gay:
cagedbirds:
babywecouldfucktherights:
andersonsblaine:
darren-criss:
^^^ BRITT OMG I AM SCREAMING
What a sweet boy! Is he married? I bet all the...
annalebelle:
lizzypoodle:
vcg73:
“No, he’s single. And he wouldn’t marry a girl. He’s gay.”
“Oh, does he have a boyfriend then? He should. He’s lovely and he has a cute little tushy. Rich and talented too! All that’s not easy to find in a man, you know. I’ve looked.”
- My 90 year old great-aunt Ruth Ann on Chris Colfer, ladies and gentlemen -
All the awards to great-aunt Ruth!
...
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
Reblog if you would pay to own a Warbler's Blazer
ohheythereblainers:
year-of-dapper:
tell me where I can buy one xD
Imagine if it were like a sweatshirt…
life would be complete
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
fuck-yeah-band-nerds:
worsethantremors:
afuneralinthesuburbs:
guilty-filthy-soul1116:
29secrets:
by a whole 6 inches.
by a whole 8/9 inches lOL
^ same
Hobbits UNITE
ficlet: i love you this much
icedwhitemocha:
“Blaine. Give it up.”
“No! One more try.”
“You’re not going to get it in,” Kurt says as he steps closer, leaning over Blaine’s shoulder from behind so he can kiss his cheek. Blaine leans into him for a moment before he’s digging in his pocket again, pulling out another dollar.
“Last time, this time. For real,” Blaine promises, waving the attendant over and handing him the...
shotgunanderson:
After Kurt and Blaine’s first time, I’m sure they came downstairs in the morning, and Cooper had breakfast all ready for them. Like pancakes and coffee and fruit and toasts and the works. And just as Blaine was cautiously sitting down at the table, because he knows what Cooper’s like, Cooper handed him a plate:
“Sausage? Or are you good?”
- twobirdsonesong
sup-lauren:
2011- lets go planking 2012- lets go choke on some cinnamon
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